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Get up!
Stupid Xue Hai! Stinky Xue Hai!
So immature!
Letting him sleep outside won't solve anything.
What happens if he catches a cold?
Then won't it be bad for me?
Bao Zhu Jie . . .
I really, really love you.
Why do I love you so much?
What did you call me?
Why are you looking over there?
Are you afraid I'll eat you?
I'm afraid that you won't eat me.
Really disappointing.
Do you want to eat me?
Do you want to die?
Why are you so so scared?
I'm did'nt scare.
I'm not scared.
My head is so dizzy.
Why are you acting? I didn't even hit your head.
I'm asking you.
Why did you call me Bao Zhu (Jie) yesterday?
When did I call you Bao Zhu (Jie)?
Last night when you were unconscious, you called me Bao Zhu (Jie).
Why did you call me like that?
Oh no! Why did I call her that?
Hurry up and tell me!
Why did you call me Bao Zhu (Jie)?
I called you Bao Zhu (Jie)?
Its really funny.
Because my subconscious mind
thinks you are my big sister.
Because your face is bigger than mine,
look at your face, there are so many wrinkles.
When you smile, they all show up.
If you keep talking, I'll hit you until
you look older than my wrinkles.
Lets see if you dare call me Bao Zhu (Jie)!
You dare hit your boss?
Why wouldn't I dare hit the boss?
A boss like you deserves to be hit!
You say that I'm old, but you still want to go after me.Its really random!.
Hitting the boss!
An employee wants to hit the boss!
Call the press here. Its a front page headline!
If you keep talking, I'll really hit you.
Its over.
Bao Zhu is going to hit my head.
Hurry and escape.
I have to advise all female listeners,
if a rich person wants to pursue you,
you better not agree.
Because they will think that
they can buy everything with money.
They will think that all girls will like him
and want to be his girlfriend.
Even including female employees.
Is the glass really dirty?
I'll go get someone to wipe it.
No need . . .
I'll do it myself. I'm very qinmin.
You're really qinmin.
If that person turns out to be your work superior,
it'll be even worse for you.
Because during work,
he won't stop bothering you
and treat you like a maid.
After work,
he'll treat you like a piece of napkin,
and throw you away after he's done using you.
I'm Xue Hai. I want to call in.
Now we'll start call in.
First caller, what is your name?
My last name is Xue.
I'm the rich guy that Miss Sweetheart was talking about.
About that point Miss Sweetheart was making,
I have some objections.
Who doesn't want to marry a rich person now?
Money. Even though it can't do everything,
but if you have no money, then you can't do anything.
If you have no money, you'll be hurt.
You'll be abandoned.
You'll be a laughingstock and be tricked.
So what if you have money?
Can you buy health with money?
Can you buy happiness?
Can you buy love?
Why not?
If you have money, then you can buy anything.
You can go anywhere you want.
The main point . . .
if you have money,
you'll have the advantage over a poor personwhen getting a girlfriend.
I don't want your kind of opinion to insult our listeners.
We'll go to the next call in.
Hey . . .
I'm the radio station's boss
whoever dares hang up on my call in,
I'll fire them!
We'll go to the next call in,
what is your name?
Hello . . .
Miss Sweetheart, is it really you?
What is your name?
Just call me Xiao Ming.
Mr. Xiao Ming,
do you want to tell somebody something?
I want to tell you something,
Miss Sweetheart . . .
I . . . I really like you.
I . . . I want to be your friend.
Can I?
Of course.
All of the listeners are my friends.
But I can't see you
I really miss you.
I . . . Can you . . .
meet me?
If Mr. Xiao Ming has nothing else to say,
we'll listen to the next song.
Whats wrong?Today's 2 call ins were just messing around.
That is my water.
Boss. Is there anything to do?
There is something important for you to look at.
Follow me.
Can't you see I'm busy?
No. You're not busy.
I just see that you're sleeping.
Don't randomly wrong people.
I won't wrong you. Follow me.
Following you. Is it related to work? Or is it personal?
My work contract does not say I have to follow the boss.
How much money is your contract?
I'll give NT$1 million. Follow me.
Do you think you can buy everything with money?
You can't just assume that.
If NT$1 million isn't enough,
I'll give you NT$2 million.
Are you crazy?
You don't spend money like this.
Then how much money do you want?
Actually. There is a customer.
He wants you to help him do the voice.
He wants to discuss the detailsbefore you do the commercial.
I already agreed.
It should count as work.
Mr. Xue, Mrs. Xue
I'm not Mrs. Xue.
Mrs. Xue is embarrassed.
What are you doing?
Look at this great living area.
It took me a long time to pick this.